Austin S. Winchell
Austin S. Winchell

ABOUT ME


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About

My name is Austin Starrett Winchell... 

No, I'm not related to Stone Cold Steve Austin...

Please stop asking.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

  • Best Hair - 8th Grade Year Book
  • Heaviest Birth Weight - Family Historical Records
  • 140 Jelly Beans in One Mouthful - Personal Best

COMPANIES THAT BEGRUDGINGLY HIRED ME AT SOME POINT FOR SOME SUM OF MONEY


ACTUALLY LEARN ABOUT ME BY READING THIS FINE INTERVIEW:

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